my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
(Source: giraffessippingtea)
When you’re singing at the top of your lungs and you realize that someone was home the entire time
(Source: t0mmyg)
I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE
PLEASE SOMEONE HELPI CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD
WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP
i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg
I ALWAYS LOSE MY SHIT
OMG WATGHFDKJVN IM CRYGN
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OMG HAHAHAHA
(Source: blackwaxx)
Via Come along, pond
what-it-takes-to-see-the-future:
My favorite color
“small potatoes”
“small potatoes”
“small potatoes”
Neos has a marker.
it should be big potatoes
then it would be Neos’ marker.


